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Jewish man fucks his wife after summoning her nazi grandfather with ouija board

Florida Man Teaches His Parrot to Say “I Give Consent” So He Can Have Sex With It

Girl Kicked Out of a Store For not Wearing a Mask

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Danking News Chief Editor Wants Spiderman Photos

Indian keeps asking for bobs to Kim Kardashian: gets 300 pounds of plastic in his mail box

The Thanos car has joined the USA combat vehicles team

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Thanos car wins piston cup

Plank record beaten by the pope

Man robs a bank with a bottle of Coca-Cola and a pack of mentos

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Study Says If She Doesn’t Gag During Covid Test She’s a Hoe

Science: If Your Ass Hair Grows Very Dense, Diarrhea Comes Filtered Out As Pure Water

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Harry Potter will be now played by Chief Keef

Kanye’s “Runaway” will be the national anthem

Multiple women accuse Adam Sandler of making terrible movies